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║ Welcome to my profile! Please, if you stalk my profile due to your saltiness,
║remember to leave a negative comment on my comments section, thank
║you! :)
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║CS:GO Achievements:
║ 1st SLTV Lan finals Summer Season (Ukraine, Kiev, 2013)
║ 1st EMS Raidcall Summer Season (Germany, Cologne, 2013)
║ 1st Dreamhack Summer (Sweden, Jonkoping, 2013)
║ 1st Intel Extreme Masters Poland (Poland, Katowice, January 2013)
║ 1st Esports Heaven Media Lan(Czech republic, Prague, November2012)
║ 1st Benq Czech Championship (Czech Republic, Seč, October 2012)
║ 1st Benq LanCraft (Czech Republic, Uherské Hradište, June 2012)
║ 1st Intel Lan Finals (Czech Republic, Uherské Hradište, June 2012)
║ 1st GigaByte Lan Finals (Czech Republic, Brno, January 2012)
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║PC Specs (its a rofl)
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║Motherboard: Chaintech CT-6via3
║Processor: Intel Core i1 69 Zeus @ 0.8 GHz
║Cooler: Self made from wooden sticks
║GPU: GeForce 100
║RAM: 1 GB
║Operating System: Windows 98 8-bit
║Monitor: Bang Olufsen Beovision MX5000 7" / 20 Hz
║Keyboard: Remington Noiseless Portable in Duotone Green (c.1931) ║(typewriter)
║Mouse: Labtec Laser Glow Mouse 1600
║Headset: HyperX Cloud Revolver
║Gaming Chair: IKEA FJELLSE -bed with Razer's sponsored Stickers!
║Gaming Underpants: Batman Pro 420X with Virtus.Pro Sticker!
║IP Address: 127.0.0.1
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║About me:
║ I am a Finnish pro player who seeks a professional team to play with. My
║ keyvboard is kind of broke but I assume that the team that accepts me, will
║ donate me a new keyboard (I am currently using a typewriter(kirjoituskone).
║ Also, I am slightly retarded and fat, so I cannot move and must lay on bee
║ at least 22 hours per day, so I am looking for a mechanist to set a pair of
║ wheels on my bed in case I need to meet my teammates in a
║gaminghouse.
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║I am currently playing CS:GO only with lowest settings, so I have brilliant
║300-700 fps and my 20 Hz monitor will keep up easily with the frame rate.
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║CS:GO Rank: Supreme (but I play like Global Elite, teammates are always ║bad)
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