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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 7:18am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 8:13am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 10:02am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:06am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:34am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 10:58am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 7:34am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 12:22pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2017 @ 10:01am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 1:09pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:41am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 8:31am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:34am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 9:34am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:00am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 12:20pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:56am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2017 @ 7:34am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2017 @ 10:27am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2017 @ 11:08am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:48am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 8:06am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 7:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2017 @ 10:16am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.