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Dawać XEN!!
Publicado a 23 de Novembro de 2017.
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I had more fun with free mod called Half-Life 2: Riot Act than this. FREE MOD have better immersion than this one overpaid. Its not bad but not worth the price - wait till sale.

Why bad?
1) regular boring combine shooter (some antlions at start)
2) well done but still boring locations
3) teleports, teleports everywhere
4) Xen? Whats the point to go there?
5) Broken subtitles
6) no achievements, empty menu option
7) too short for such price

EDIT:
I would like to lighten some of the issues about my quick review (It took me two minutes to write).
I was overwhelmed by s***post comments, which I removed for good of authors who when they grow up they wont be ashamed of what they wrote. Now to the point:

Annotation to point 1)
The game is one hundred percent shooter and offers nothing more than a continuous shooting at combine soldiers. Sometimes hordes of enemies on higher difficulty levels are quite a challenge.

Annotation to point 2)
Maps are done well but... Boring! Incredibly boring and overexposed while initial levels are in turn very dark. Prison looks like HL2 prision nothing to add here but rest of game is like never ending nightmare with ugly textures from the last chapter of HL2 and narrow corridors. There are no oryginal puzzles. At one stage, we have to overcome the obstacle course made of lasers. On the others simply press the button to open the door. All about puzzles.

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Stages in the game are divided by portals. As the main character without much purpose you runs in random portals. No one explains you in any way why you do it and what you have to do on other side to help Freeman. Yup you are helping Freeman. Dunno how.

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Xen is ugly and I do not understand why there is a squad of fully geared soldiers. They should die of boredom in there. One of s***posters wrote me something like "Its a continuation of OpFor and that why main character goes to XEN" and something about that i never played OpFor. Ok now its all clear.

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Subtitles and main character. Subtitles are different from what we hear, especially and only when we hear schizophrenic flashbacks which are intended to inform us of who we play. I dont get it. I still pretend to play He-man dressed in a green hev suit. it really does not matter who you play because you absolutely wont feel like Adrian Shephard.

Annotation to point 6)
If there is no achievements why keep this option in the menu? I got the idea for achievement: Beat game in less than two hours and for up to two weeks after purchase. After that go refund.

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For just only music, randomly combined levels and some particles the price of 10 euro is overrated. As i wrote before many free mods are much much better. Starting from Black Mesa (free mod), Riot Act, The Citizen, Human Error and many more. Even similar mod The Awakening looks better with its plot. The argument that the game was made by one person in no way explains the very high price. Even if the game would be done by a disabled child and the amount of the sale will support the orphanage its still does not make the game good.

P.S.
Yes i refunded and I am happy that I did it
Publicado a 18 de Fevereiro de 2016. Última alteração: 26 de Fevereiro de 2016.
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DLC Simulator.
Publicado a 17 de Outubro de 2015.
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+ FREE
+ DIFFICULT PUZZLES (still easier than Portal: Prelude)
+ STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS
+ EASTER EGGS
+ STORY & STORY MODE (beta)
+ VOICE ACTING & MUSIC

- CAPTIONING (long strings and sometimes differs from voice)

Unlike other steam released Portal mods this one deserves to pay for it.
Publicado a 27 de Agosto de 2015.
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No more Doto. Give HL3.
Publicado a 10 de Abril de 2014. Última alteração: 30 de Agosto de 2017.
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