Recent reviews by Mr. Jack Mehof (Speed)

Too many people with recent vac bans, too many cheaters, people never follow the duo/trio/quad only rules on servers. Only fun with friends, ♥♥♥♥ game. Buy anything else than this

One of the best games, if not thee best game. Cant change my mind

how the ♥♥♥♥ can rockstar games remove games from their steam library? And then, expect their dedicated community, The only people who really have a strong feeling towards these old classic games, To go out and buy the same 3 games again? This should've just been an update across all platforms for owners of the games. It would entice people to buy the "old game" again, and encourage older players to return to their beloved games. This is obviously an attempt at Rockstar games, to yet again, rerelease old products, that are just as buggy, for new cash revenue. I understand they need money, but how about release a new game for once. Instead of Remaking Mafia, Gta, Red Dead, Bully, and I bet they're thinking of remastering L.A Noire and selling it again. I get that these games sell, and work well with the audience. Also, to just completely neglect and forget about the pc community, which is arguably the biggest portion for Rockstar games, and just have no alternative besides torrenting or attempting to mod the game urself, in order to be able to play the game like everyone else can on consoles. It was thoughtless, It was greedy, it was idiotic, and I hope repercussions are an account for these actions.

This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke, eventually you'll have a city rebel, 24/7 and itll be up for grabs and constantly spawn free hand to fight you. Cant ever win in this retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, wasted about 10 hrs of my life to fucvking wanna kms. ♥♥♥♥ this game, aint any rts, or strategy game i've ever played. I played old civs and it ws fine, but this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

great game to relax and imurse urself into. Can creat ur own shop, customize and sell how you please. Customers will request certain items, and will auto buy if you have them. Wished there were people to interact with or others driving aswell. But, so far, this is a great game with alot of content and alot of hrs to put into. Is pretty grindy, but insures alot of content and stuff for days to come.

This game is amazing, cant wait for more content to come out, Been no lifing this game since 3 days ago. Already over 20 hrs. Would like more end game stuff, but really fun and alot of content for the amount of time the game has been out . 10/10 would replay again

If you want to feel like a useless peasent and die like a sack of rice wheat and restart constantly, or perhaps enjoy the endless hours of being a slave dragged along the map, deal with buggy combat mechanics and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hitboxes, this is your game :). I have been playing mount and blade warband for about 14 years now if not slightly more. I fail to see the reason why this "mount and blade 2" even exists, when Warband is still the superior. I stopped playing this game after about 7 months from the initial release of bannerlord 2, than I gave the developers the benefit of the doubt thinking "maybe they fixed all the issues and added more substance to their rpg. " When I re downloaded the game today, it crashed 3 times on launch. Had to open the games folder and find the exe and run it via admin, to make it work. I than load in and after doing all the lore for my character who "Worked for the guards, was the blacksmiths son, killed caravan leaders and raided, left their home for bloodlust and fame" Still is less equiped and skilled than a peasent looter. I get this game is trying to do a sense of realism for the player. But there is no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, why a wheat famerx10 should be able to beat a trained newly adventuring player and 5 recruits. It's retarded. And if you manage to get numbers on ur side, good luck ever running into a group smaller than yours, that's right, the smaller the party the faster they are on the map. So you'll most likely be runned down by bigger groups who will steal your eqipment, gold and kill your recruits making you start over again and again :). Great concept these dev's have inlisted. Almost as if none of the devs actually play the sandbox game at all, if they did they would know how broken the begining stages are. Dont even say i suck or need to lower the difficutly. Is on the very easiest, also have no issues with warband on normal mode. Normal mode on warband is easier than very easy on bannerlord, why? The devs decided to completely trash their old good gaming antics and try out everything new for their new P.O.S. I am sadend to say that I will probably never play this game the way the dev's intended. With that being said, ik ill only be playing the game after modders are able to complely redo the normal module for the game, and make it an actual playable one. Overall, if you're thinking about buying this game, I wouldn't. The devs try to constantly make improvements that break saves, mods, and longitivity. The game is overpriced for a E.A. game. Game is still in BETA after 14 years of development, pathetic. No reason why this game should almost feel completely alienated from the warband version. I guess if you never played any mount and blade before, id still recommend any other older version mount and blade fire, mount and blade, mount and blade warband, ,those games are actual games and will give you enjoyment. Bannerlord failed to be anything emursive or fun. How can my player, who is traveling via horse, be slower than 4 men running on their feet via map?? The dev's must be smoking alot of something, or fail to see a vision of a goal for the game. I'd not be shocked if this game was still in beta by 2024. 0/10 I would ask for my money back, but spent hrs in loading screens so cant now. Never buy this game until it's a fullgame. under 25$

Retarded game devs broke the game after 7 years of adding content. Finally managed to make their game unplayable. ♥♥♥♥ you 7days too die, I gave ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ alpha 19 or w.e the ♥♥♥♥ a chance. And it sucks. Worst game of 2020 by far. Hate ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game now. And ooooh get a sprinned hand, expect not being able to heal it for over 2 hrs. Literally 2 hrs irl time, not ingame. 2 hrs of not using any left clicking to ensure optimal healing. If you attack, build, break, place or craft. Itll make the injury take longer to heal. So just dont play the game for 2 hrs and you'll be back to normal. Great game mechanics, My mentally challenged brother would have an easier time at balancing this retarded game. ♥♥♥♥ you devs you ruined 7 days.

This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke. Other factions, that aren't even alligned will try and heal other factions. So if ur raiding a village/city/town the neutral factions that reside there, will constantly mend to health the enemy, and if you try to stop them from doing so, they relatate back. So in the end, if you ever try to take a place, every single faction, even ones that dont belong or own said city/town/village, they will all attack you on sight. This virtually makes trying to siege or attack any city impossible. Spent literally 6 hrs attacking the hub, a starter city. with atleast 40 people all 40+attack and defense+ yet a group of unskilled and constant units are able to beat them into submission. Not to mention the other 40+ people I recruited and equiped with gear in the midst of the raid. This game is an unbalanced, nontested, nonplayer friendly piece of ♥♥♥♥ waste of 20+ dollars i have ever wasted in my eniretly of my life. Can say since I've played over 100+ hrs of this dreadful game, that I never once, once, have came close to completing any goal, or making an actual impact in the world of kenshi. And that's the whole point, to make an impact in game, to rp like in game, to be emursed. Instead, it literally is a waiting simulator for players to uncomatose. 0/10 If you're debating on buying this game, dont. Wait for kenshi, whenever these brain dead small town indie devs get their vaginas clean from stds. I would spit and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of this game if it was a human being. ♥♥♥♥ you devs, ♥♥♥♥ you game creators for wasting countless hours of my pointless, meaningless, pitiful life. ♥♥♥♥ you.

Need to spend about 100+ on dlc plus the 40 game charge. Stupid game devs making the game dependant on paying for dlc. No way to play single player even after buying missions for single player. Only good if you play with a community. No reason to ever buy and play by urself. Awful game, wouldn't recommend giving the devs or company any money or type of community towards this. 0/10 never will boot up again.