Recent reviews by short and salty

Reptile is so hot

Best puzzle game of all time. Makes me feel so dumb because I have to youtube every 15 mins to solve a chest puzzle

You can respec your char with very cheap cost. Changing some modifiers on your items is very cheap too. This is what I like the most about this game.

Still the best NRS game ever

you can install nude mod

They made this game for selling overpriced DLCs and skins. They don't want a good balanced fighting game they want a noob friendly f*** fest that has a lot of fatalities here and there

My Rookie with a tiny repeater insta kills a Viper King. Meanwhile my Captain Ranger misses a point blank 90% shot. 11/10 would sacrifice my dog to RNG god again

Buff knights

My stupid friend killed my bird. All he ever did was just running around collecting poop and stealing food I cooked and put in the fridge. I rage quit.
10/10 would play again

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT MONSTER WHY IS IT DESTROYING MY BASE WTFFFFF WHY IS IT RAINING FROGS WHY THOSE BEEFALOS KEEP HITTING ME I'M FRIENDLY NOOOOOOOOO MY BASE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GAME THINKING HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED SURVIVE THAT MONSTER IT BURNS EVERYTHING AND DESTROYS ALL THE TENTACLES OMG AUTUMN IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PIECEFUL SEASON WHY IS THERE A BIG ASS BEAR EATING EVERYTHING IN MY FRIDGE F*** EVERYTHING I AM GOING TO SHIPWRECKED AAAAAAARRRRRRR I AM POISONED AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR HURRICANE I CAN'T DEFEAT IT IT SUCKS MEEEEEEEEEE!!! MY BASE IS FLOODED EVERYTHING IS DESTROY WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH FU** !#%!^@^q#$@ METEOR RAIN DEAR GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
10/10 Would play again all days, buy alll DLCs and the multiplayer version
Oh and remember to try the new Hamlet DLC and spawn that giant Roc ass lol it's HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE