[during a company sexual harassment training video]
Narrator: Remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.
😩
Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."
🤓
"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to
get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.
😱
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
-- Du Bois
😲
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
😘
Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful
than the sun."
"Why?", he was asked.
"Because at night we need the light more."
🙄
Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach...
-- H0arry @ IRC
😗
I disagree with unanimity.
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FUTUTI MORTI MATI DE SILVER BORAT

I told you VAC HAMMER IS COMING :)

Ziceam eu de frosty :))))))))