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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2013 @ 3:24am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2014 @ 8:49am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:48am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:06am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2020 @ 7:15am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:41am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 8:37am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:04am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2020 @ 7:25am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:39am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2013 @ 3:20am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 12:28am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2014 @ 5:57am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 10:04am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:59am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:13am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 9:04am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:48am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 1:10pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2013 @ 3:28am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2013 @ 3:27am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:41am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:42am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2014 @ 5:58am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2013 @ 12:25am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2020 @ 2:49pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2017 @ 2:19am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2020 @ 2:42pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 9:48am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 10:13am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2014 @ 5:27am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 10:19am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 10:21am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2018 @ 4:31am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 5:56am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 7:48am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:02am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:07am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:32am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:43am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 8:45am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 8:57am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2020 @ 9:26am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2020 @ 9:30am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 8:53am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2017 @ 8:20am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 5:50am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2017 @ 8:17am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2018 @ 4:31am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2020 @ 12:18pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2020 @ 2:39pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.