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i write this story as a warning to those who do not chew mentos right after putting them in their mouths.Well, my girlfriend and I went to universities in different cities. After a month of being seperated we finally decied to meet up, since I was very happy about it, I decided to give ger a c*nnilingus. I've always liked it, but this time for some reason her p*ssy smelled like the dead pope, and tasted even worse. I didnt want to offend her, so I took a mentos. While licking, I accidentaly shoved it inside her, but luckily i have agile fingers and I quickly got it out,put it back in my mouth and chewed it. Unfortunately, the thing in my mouth wasnt a mentos. It was a gonorrhea lump. (Note that this lump was the size of a f*cking mentos) Instead of an icy freshness, my mouth was filled with pus. I started screaming, vomiting and throwing myself around the room. When I had nothing left to vomit out, I rinsed my mouth, demanded that she tells me what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on.