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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:26am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:29pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:06pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:23pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:34pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:09pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:19pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:31am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:29pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 11:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:25am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:05am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:48am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:18am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:15pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:46pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:22pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May @ 8:17pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:44am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:37am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:25pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:55am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:37pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:37am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:13pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:23pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:33pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:28pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:08am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 11:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:27am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:28pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:09am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:36am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:59am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:11am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:33pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:33pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 May @ 2:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:23pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:51pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:54am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:37pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:06am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:19am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:21pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:08am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 May @ 1:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:59am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:04am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:45pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:53pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 10:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 10:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:23pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:55am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:20am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:44pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:35pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:40pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:33pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:33pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:53pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:44pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:54pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:11am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:40pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:39am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:31pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:57pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:42pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:19pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:51pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:54pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:56am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:50am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:56pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:47pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:14pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:46pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:06pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:13am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:43pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:59am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:59pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:16pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:47am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:11am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:50am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 12:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:51pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:29pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:19am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:54pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:50pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:04am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:09am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:53pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:42pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:23am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:54am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:32pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:49pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:33am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:28pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:58am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:23am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:40am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:47pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:37pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:37pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:37pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 3:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:41pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 10:40pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:45pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:29am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:04am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:32pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:02am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:12pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 2:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:09am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:32pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:46pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:30pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:18pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:47pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:03pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:17pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:22am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:29pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:02am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:48am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:02am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 4:34pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 3:13am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:07am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:17pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:56am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:54am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:49am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:27pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 11:16pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:30pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:02am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:11pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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