Recent reviews by Don Cassano

This game is excellent, especially with people with military experience who know how tactics work, and how to apply it to the game.

As I spawned,I looked the houses around me and found nothing.I see these two guys,and I really have no valueable gear to I rush up.There is a naked guy and a veteran with a weapon.He asks ''You german?'' I reply ''Sorry No'' ''It's okay''.As the naked guy sits down,he dissappears,connection problem.Veteran says ''I am headed for airstrip''.I had nothing to lose,and I only could profit from it,so I agreed.We started going,we heard gunshots.We went in crouching.I lost him while going toward Airstrip,and went down a muddy road,I saw Airstrip,and was next to a forest.I wanted to go in Stealthy,so I went to the Forest.I thought I saw the German guy,so I ran toward him.But then,I was standing right behind a guy with mosin Nagat,a scope on it,military clothes and a berret.I proned,and I was right behind him,just as he starts running off,meets a friend,and runs off.Slowly,I move toward the military base.I see a dead body,looking at it.Then I hear people talking inside an building.I run to cover,and they find me.I say ''Please don't kill me,I have a family!'' and boom,they shoot me and cripple me,and run back inside.I slowly crawl to the dead body and take his stuff,then go toward house,since I was going to die anyways,crippled.I said ''Swiggity Swooty,I'm coming for the booty''.As soon as I said that,I got shot and died horribly.Spawned next to 3 zombies.
10/10 would be eaten again by the zombies

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''Was left alone with tools for 5 minutes. Builded New York. 9/11 would build again'' - IGN
''Real gr8 m8 r8, 8/8'' - W. A. Mozart, Divinity Roleplay SA

You can do ANYTHING in this. Build, betray terrorists, Arrest Criminals, Run from Deathclaws in FORP, get stunsticked in HL2RP, Die in Zombie Survival. ANYTHING.

Edit: RUN, SAVE YOURSELF! I have been trapped in my computer, playing this, I have gotten 4,7k hours and I can't find a way out of this! All day I have builded, RPed, and such!
(this is satrical, the game is actually very good and that's why I have no life anymore, because it's that damn good.)