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Đăng ngày: 19 Thg03, 2022 @ 7:36am

my wife found out i was subbed to r/eldenring

hello ,my friends. im a 41 year old man from ghana. i have 3 kids and a beautiful wife, and i love elden ring:) today i was out of house for 5mins , so i could throw the garbage. but when im back to house my wife looked very pissed, she was even crying i would say. i tried to figure out whats happening.but she didnt talk. but then i realised i left my laptop open on the desk. i was not close to the laptop but still i could see there was some comment section ♥♥♥♥ still open.

at that moment i realised whats happening. i was almost shocked.the truth i was hiding from my wife ,was exposed. i never tell her im subbed on r/eldenring because we are not very cultural family. in fact ,i can even say we are the opposite. last year i had to let my 12yo son drop school because of money issues. yet here i am doing nothing but browsing r/eldenring for like almost 2.5 years. i watch the content on this subreddit everyday, ♥♥♥♥ is funny man:) but i was always hiding this from my family.

anyways,we let our childrens go to their room and then we started arguing. she was just saying stupid stuff like "so you spend ur time on these useless websites???" , "this is exactly what i expected from you", "you are an useless piece of ♥♥♥♥" etc... but i didnt give ♥♥♥♥. we have this kind of fights everyday. then she also blamed me for the posts i make on this subreddit.she was seemed to know about them u know.

i usually just use 'oohhhh' and other cool expression, other than that im not very talkative redditor actaully, but she was looking at my eyes like im a dumb 5yo kid. she was like "so this is who i am married to, what a pathetic guy" lol. anyways, i waited for her to finish so i could go back to r/eldenring and upvote everything and make some elden ring memes lol.but my wife never stopped yelling i swear she just talked ♥♥♥♥ to me straight 5 minutes without a stop. then i dont know why i did this but i said her oh you tragic thing with a big smirk. this was a sentence i never used in real life but it was so good for the moment i couldnt miss the chance lol. then my wife just yelled me more because of my smirk and then our youngest child started crying loudly. it was total chaos moment. i was also pissed because she was just stealing my time from that precious subreddit. she totally ruined the day for me,for all of us.

so yeah i just said "♥♥♥♥ it,im leaving the house " and my wife said "♥♥♥♥ YOU" and then threaten me with lefting me with the kids,and also taking the home. after her last words i just went back to my laptop and locked it because i didnt want her to dig my pc more and learn about my file of rule34 pictures of elden ring. it would only make her more confused so its not needed.

now im leaving home for a good walk but im thinking about this,what you think i should do? should i tell my wife about my life on social media? please help me guys thanks in advance:)
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