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0.6 hrs on record
It's short and sweet, doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. Great writing, fun characters, great art. Definitely worth playing.
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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146.2 hrs on record (144.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is GOATED with the sauce ong no cap on a stack.

It's like Playstation Home in the sense that you have an apartment and personal cosmetics, and you earn in-game currency by doing games and minigames.
Posted 29 November, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record
This game has no redeeming values. The picture you see on the store page is the entire game, and you can beat it in a few minutes. You launch it, hit start, find 7 memes and 3 radios, then shoot giant hitler and giant stalin.

The memes are actually quite bad too. Interacting with them is also flawed, as I'll have to spam E and then aim and spam E and hope I grab one. One of the memes is actually Greta Thunberg with a hitler photoshop.

There is also poorly implemented copyrighted content, such as Ultimate, by Denzel Curry and Roundabout, by Yes. Do yourself a favor and avoid this game, it was likely made by an edgy teen who just learned how to use Unity engine.
Posted 29 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
This is solely negative for the horrible online multiplayer experience. Horrible netcode lead to horrible rubber banding and disconnects, no matter who was hosting. After a while, it became near impossible to progress due to a multitude of bugs. For example, I was opening a chest, and even when I walked away from it, the "opening" text remained on screen, and I wasn't allowed to open said chest. The worst part of all is disconnecting when in the crafting/stats menu. You can't leave it, and must alt+f4 out of the game.

Now, you might think you can just save frequently, but when the game disconnects, host migration occurs, and only the original host can save by sleeping in a bed. So, if you experience host migration, you can't save the game afterwards in case of a crash or anything else.

It would be fun if we didn't face some error every 15 minutes.
Posted 30 June, 2020.
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6.3 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
You are Doom Guy, and the story is a reason for you to kill aliens in a gruesome way. Very classic and enjoyable PvP, no sprinting, just shooting, jumping, and armor health and ammo around. Very fast paced.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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12.5 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
As of right now only Episode 1 is released.

Let me just say, this might be better than the first, just because it builds so much on the first.

Must buy if you've played the first.
Posted 2 September, 2017.
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3.3 hrs on record
A quick yet compelling experience without a single real word. Bonds grow between the brothers and you watch their adventure uinfold as you hunt for a cure for their father's sickness. Along the way you meet a few individuals who will help you, each a very interesting creature.

This game has great visuals, powerful storytelling, and some of the mopst unique gameplay I've ever experienced. The only flaw is the difficulty of controlling two characters simultaneously, although even if you do struggle like I did, there are no "intense" parts where you have to quickly use each character at the same time. I cannot say much more without spoiling, but this is definitely worth a play.

8/10
Posted 27 June, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
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33.5 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
When I started this game I was awestruck. The intro mission is fantastic, the music and area set up a wonderful atmosphere. I was expecting a fantastic story like its predecessor, but with more action and guns.

Once the intro sequence is over and you have your enemy and goal, the game turns to poo. I was so excited to go after the antagonist, but that desire faded quickly. I was met with an entirely different game almost, as the story seemed to lie dormant and every mission was a "Kill people in X building" or "Destroy X amount of things at location Y." A variation between those two objectives and a few locations makes the entire middle portion of the game a complete bore. Think Skyrim radiant quests, but imagine of those quests only showed up in towns and cities, and that they aren't side quests, but the entire story in the game.

The end pretty much picks up where the intro left off, and completes Lincoln's story. If you watch the first hour or two of gameplay and the last hour on youtube, you won't have missed a thing. The only thing you'll miss is the introduction to your three gang bosses.

4/10, Great intro and conclusion, and that's about it. Visuals are muddy and hard to run, needs work on functionality, and more repetitive than Assassin's Creed 1.
Posted 22 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
6/10.

This game is funky and fresh. Imagine Gone Home with humor and a silly adventure. It's a fantastic game... But only if you are able to get past the abundant usage of the words "stupid", "idiot", and "garbage". The game would've easily been an 8/10, but the constant use of those words became near unbearable at a certain point. If they updated the game with a new voice actor and footstep sounds for a certain character, it would be so much better. You may think I'm being a bit extreme, but the combination of those words is used in nearly every sentence.

If you can tolerate that, it is quite an enjoyable game.
Posted 17 June, 2017.
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0.2 hrs on record
It's free and took me 7 minutes, including messing around. You could've probably beat this game in the time it took to read all these reviews if you found this one. Play it.
Posted 14 April, 2017.
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