Jimmy Carter is DEAD 💀 at 💯 The former president from Georgia 🍑 lived a LIT life 🔥He may have just started as a NUT🥜 farmer, but he made his way all the way up to the ♥♥♥♥♥ house 🏠 He started his presidency by pardoning NAUGHTY 😈 draft dodgers and his Camped David Accords helped Israeli and Egypt ♥♥♥ 💦 together. After being CUCKED 😡by daddy Reagan, big Jim went on to live a LONG 🍆 life of PUBE-LICK service 🫡 He even won 🏆 the noble PEEce prize 💪🏻 RIP 🪦 to a real one 🙏🏻

Happy Halloween

Queen Elizabeth and I had a romantic fling in 1972 before I passed away from overdosing on barbiturates. I was reborn as an ant eater and remained vegetarian, didn’t eat one ant, I starved to death and was reborn as a beaver and I built damn good dams. Now, here I am, top of the food chain, yet I don’t even eat meat. I’m saving my karma for my next life, I want to be a waterfall.

♥♥♥♥♥ is playing dbd without me watahell i’m pro in dbd

This fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure.

call me