2012 2013 2014 Blockbuster back-to-back-to-back video game world champion. 300,000 confirmed competitive Halo kills, quarter million confirmed 720 ladderstall MW2 Intervention red tiger quickscopes, I've killed every last Nazi zombie on Earth and Moon; I am the greatest player of all time with more kills and hand-eye coordination than a f*cking F16 fighter pilot. I'm 6'1 tall looking down upon my competition as they beg for mercy, beg for my autograph. I spit upon the weak and gaze into the mirror at the best of the best. I have guns of steel and balls of a foreign titanium alloy not yet discovered by this petty human race. My voice is a hybrid mix between a Norse god and a Beluga whale. It is nothing short of a miracle to be on my friend list.