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U U
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her dicknipples, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big dicknippless and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty dicknipples
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that dicknipples was stuffed
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that dicknipples you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat dicknippless are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much dicknipple
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the dicknipples? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy dicknipples
Baby got dicknipple (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to ♥♥♥♥
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got dicknipple
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six
Ha ha, only if she's 5'3
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the dicknipple of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that dicknipples
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the dicknipples ain't gol'
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your dicknipples are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the dicknipples is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got dicknipple
Baby got dicknipple
I'm friending you just for that comment on Melly's profile.
My stats:
97% Submissive
95% Pet
95% Girl/Boy
92% Rope bunny
90% Slave
84% Primal (Prey)
82% Brat
75% Switch
70% Vanilla
69% Daddy/Mommy
69% Rigger
66% Ageplayer
65% Masochist
55% Master/Mistress
54% Owner
51% Degradee
48% Experimentalist
48% Dominant
42% Sadist
42% Brat tamer
32% Degrader
21% Primal (Hunter)
12% Non-monogamist
8% Exhibitionist
5% Voyeur
Never meet so retarded people like that
1) Highlight the numbers.
2) Press Ctrl + F.
3) Then press 9 once.
I'm impressed.
Anal = Fun
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Oh, wait, they're donger bills.
Hey look they even say in 'Donger we trust™'