Recent reviews by Cauterizing_Gaze

Totally worth all the lost games, retarded evolution events, bogus Dino spawns, scarce metal deposits, and ridiculous strategies. Glory and honor await!

Lol, if you're a cool guy who watched "Deep Blue Sea", "Jaws", "Sharknado", and other cool shark movies.... you should try this on for size.

This game is crazy badass! You like cutting people up into teeny tiny pieces? SHA-BAMMM! You can! You enjoy pilfering your enemies' corpses for life-sustaining electrolytes? SHA-BAMMMM! You do! Ever wish you were a super robot cyber ninja human samurai? NOW. YOU. ARE. Bringing the elements of ancient samurai tradition into the futuristic hi-tech world of the Metal Gears, is Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. This hack and slash is beyond most expectations as it blends beautiful atmosphere with the silent stealth of the old Metal Gears. Jack the Ripper returns as Raiden, the assassin with a mission. That mission, wreck all faces.... 4.5 of 5 thumbs wayyyyyyyy up!