LEAGUE OF MAIDENS
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INGREDIENTS
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-10 Whole Gacha Mobile Games (your choice)
-a pair of anime tiddies
-a $50 dollar bill
-COVID-19
-Diet Coke (Caffeine Free)
-3 day aged dog sh-it
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PREPARATION
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Take each of your mobile games and blend them on liquify until nice and smooth. Sprinkle in a dash of COVID-19 (you can add a dash extra to really give the dish a kick). Pour the contents out of the blender and into a mixing bowl. Let the contents rest for a moment. Take the dog sh-it and break it a part into little chocolate chip sized pieces. Set a small handful off to the side (we'll use that for something yummy later). Dump the dog sh-it into the same mixing bowl. Pour the mixture into a large stock pot and bring to a boil. Once boiling pretty well, gently drop the pair of anime tiddies into the pot. Cover the pot. Let it simmer for about 50 minutes. DO NOT STIR

Once the mixture has begun to thicken, take it off the heat and let it rest for 5 minutes. Now take your favorite soup bowl and carefully ladle out a generous portion of the soupy mixture (CAUTION: IT WILL BE HOT). Use tongs to remove one of the tiddies and set it in the bowl. Take a bit of the dog sh-it and sprinkle it over the top (you'll thank me later). Now enjoy with an ice cold Diet Coke (Caffeine Free)!

CHEF NOTES
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If you freshly grate that $50 dollar bill over the top you'll have the same shi-tty experience.