Hi!! I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. We wanted to extend our thanks to you for the amazing $1500 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know with a message and I will personally guarantee you receive a very cute custom pony skin! I do regret to inform you however, that we don't currently have any way to give you a "20 foot horsecock" like you requested as we think it will actually break the server, but we will try to work on it.Thank you again for your generous donation and we hope to see you soon!! KEEP CLOPPING

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes

CHINESE BACKWOOD HACK 英雄联盟 SECRET BLUNT TECHNIQUE 英雄联盟英雄联盟 ANCIENT KUSH KNOWLEDGE 英雄联盟 40 BLUNTS ROLLED IN 20 SECONDS

before joining the US Air Force i was always so bad at fps games.I was the guy at the bottom of the scoreboard, always having a negative KD. Now i have become a true Chad.It’s never been easier getting a high KD when the enemy team is a bunch of civilians in some random town i’m bombingb

RIP died on the ukraine russian border

PORN IS GAY
Last night I was looking for some porn of the not gay variety. Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, with a penis, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay.
So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far.
I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises:
a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay
a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some ♥♥♥♥, that’s gay
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