Recent reviews by KingNikolaj\∞

From the trenches of Verdun to the wast open fields of Tannenberg.... You can now die in all the horrible ways in those games but in the beautiful mountians of the Alps

10/10 would Avanti and get a bomb to the face again

I'm not sure if it was planned or not but the boys and I call P(T)S(D) simulater... Personally I only wake up five times at night in bathed in sweat and in pure panic................So yeah that's great fun, will play again

Love her or hate her... But 'mega b1tch* will also have a special place in my heart.....




Oh and the others are alright

Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia is not a bad game but nor is it a good game. Thrones of Britannia(ToB) is a "save game" in the way that it doesn't do anything beside from making the game more streamlined as so many things have been removed. The Achviements are easy victory contition for every faction. The difficaulty is a joke; in ToB it took me a day of gameplay to complete a legendenry campaign with "hard" initital challeng where in Warhammer II a single legendery campaign took me twice the time at least and kicked me around... Is it worth the €40 asking price? No it's worth around €30, so wait for a sale as it should have been a DLC for Atilia Total War

3.7 hours of gameplay time for €20..... Ain't worth the money

Oh hey there.... A bit close.... You want a breathmint?

You can have an army of really angry dinosaurs riding even angrier dinosaur... What else do I need to say?

There's a musical number in my game about killing and destory eveything I see....

10/10 would listen to again

You can now;

• Be shot
  
• Be stabbed to death
  
• Be beaten to death
  
• Be blown up
  
• Be shot for desertion
  
• Be gassed
  
• Get your head bashed
  
• Be burned alive
  
• Respawn and die instantly

And most of the time you won't even see it coming but if you do.... It will be to late

Or you can;

• Spot the enemy
  
• Call in artillery
  
• Charge over no man's land
  
• Hide in a foxhole in no man's land

So come on boys join the front line today and experience World War 1 warfare(and prey that you will see tomorrow)

10/10 would charge towards the enemy trench and get shot again

Warning: you may or may not get shellshocked, killed by hackers or die to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ etc. etc.

If you like Warhammer fantasy and Total War it's either buy the game or be burned at the stake, you filthy of a heretic


Praise Sigmar/10