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benjamin 15 Oct, 2024 @ 4:59am 
sorry are you still interested in buying my 6th gen ipod touch sea moss with cellular because you've now blanked me on facebook about 3 times and i need it shifting.
adax 4 May, 2021 @ 12:20pm 
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benjamin 3 Jan, 2021 @ 7:01am 
i've messaged you several times on facebook, this is the only place you're showing as online. please come home. its been 3 days. we're really worried about you
benjamin 31 Mar, 2018 @ 4:52am 
this guy is a total workaholic he works my mums ass every night and its loud :badcat:
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bryan (with rizz) 18 Oct, 2017 @ 2:07am 
As if, you don't have the intelligence to understand an amazing comedy show like rick and morty, being a 150 IQ mensa certified genius I can tell you whole heartedly that you're gay *dab*
Murk 18 Oct, 2017 @ 2:06am 
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Murk 18 Oct, 2017 @ 2:05am 
God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. ♥♥♥♥ I just want Zarya to be real
benjamin 13 Jul, 2017 @ 2:09pm 
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Jewish Hamilton 11 Jul, 2017 @ 5:24am 
long time to semen my friend
benjamin 15 Jun, 2017 @ 4:30am 
fancy a stellar brew http://i.imgur.com/BAZJpwD.png
Jewish Hamilton 29 May, 2017 @ 5:47pm 
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benjamin 29 May, 2017 @ 4:35am 
you talkin bout meats because if so huzzah for i am the top meat distribution
benjamin 25 Apr, 2017 @ 7:34am 
You wanna live like a god? Come live in the streets of Providence. Uh, well, you see what I think about safe money.. the only thing I see that's safe is solid gold bars, just like from Looney Tunes. You know if you wanna be safe, you wanna start up a non-profit and grant yourself a six figure salary. You wanna be safe? Build a bomb shelter. You want safe? AK-47 assault rifle. House rigged with live grenades and sawed off shotguns. Other than that you ain't safe
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benjamin 19 Apr, 2017 @ 8:47am 
(yikes)
Jewish Hamilton 14 Apr, 2017 @ 4:55pm 
this guy has small weenie
benjamin 14 Apr, 2017 @ 4:37pm 
"it's better to burn out than to fade away" "life on the road is a thousand times lived per mile" - bryan
benjamin 10 Apr, 2017 @ 6:14am 
you never come to church anymore
Jewish Hamilton 25 Mar, 2017 @ 6:19am 
Straight out of 🅱️ompton
Murk 11 Mar, 2017 @ 4:11pm 
succ my left nut
Murk 11 Mar, 2017 @ 4:11pm 
ypu are mega gay
benjamin 27 Feb, 2017 @ 5:44am 
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes guillotineeeeeeeeee yuh
benjamin 16 Feb, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife because he has an honorary doctorate and i dont
benjamin 15 Feb, 2017 @ 12:31pm 
wow guys women are just like a puzzle
benjamin 8 Feb, 2017 @ 2:42pm 
Just because I've got a sub-dermal implant doesn't mean I can't thunderclap your boybutt
benjamin 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:15am 
hapy nu yar!!!!!!
benjamin 25 Dec, 2016 @ 9:06am 
merry christmas to my bestest friend!!!!! i know you have HIV but i hope you make it to your birthday
benjamin 19 Dec, 2016 @ 6:09pm 
ray scrummin
benjamin 24 Nov, 2016 @ 8:16am 
all day ho, my neck look sweeter than parfait ho, rap derek jeter in a red two seater i can throw this ♥♥♥♥ from far away ho swish it swish it
benjamin 15 Sep, 2016 @ 10:20pm 
hold up i aint tryin to stunt man, but breezy just jumped over the jump man???? went from most hated to the champion god flow, i guess thats a feeling only me and bryan know?????????
benjamin 7 Aug, 2016 @ 3:37pm 
i show up in all white wearing no socks
benjamin 21 Jul, 2016 @ 10:17pm 
SPECIAL CLOTH ALURT
benjamin 16 Jul, 2016 @ 5:59pm 
hey buddy, writing this to u on a cold december night. i miss when u used to run hacked mw2 lobbies !! what ever happened to those days?? haha. well basically i've got rickets now and have to walk with a cane otherwise my legs will shake so much i'll fall down stairs. i'm expected to live another 2 years but i really dont like my situation so i might just cash in all my betfred horse racing wins and go on an all out holiday to kyoto. peace and love


me
benjamin 13 Jul, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
Bud, you know that wasn't a very nice thing to say. My dad has been struggling with polio for years now, and I still find it difficult, but I persevere. I thought you had my back bro???? What changed????? when my dog, "Jeff" died, YOU WERE THERE FOR ME. I ASK YOU NOW TO BE MY INTERNET HERO, PUT AN END TO THIS BULLYING AND SAY YOU ARE SORRY. NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
benjamin 13 Jul, 2016 @ 7:23pm 
No, you pound it, chief. You and me are eachothers dads, we have to stick up for eachother in this black hatred world. There is a second cold war coming, and when that day comes, you can have a safe spot in my greenhouse, where I'm not growing marijauna. Respect and courage in your coming days, show that cancer who's boss. It's always darkest before the Don. And you are the Don. Love, Johny
benjamin 13 Jul, 2016 @ 7:20pm 
Poem I wrote for you:

Smog of city, dark of moustache
Asda deli worker, sampled goulash.
Bryan Chung, I love his dong
Without hesitation he pounds my love gong.
Respect flows from both directions
Bryan Chung gives me a fat erection.

I love you.
benjamin 13 Jul, 2016 @ 7:14pm 
Dear Bryan. It's been so long since I addressed you formally in a love letter, but I think it's due time you realise just how much you mean to me. I'm so glad you are on this earth, spreading good vibes and positivity, because without you I would have killed myself years ago. I'm not even joking at this point. You make my ♥♥♥♥ harder than bedrock. I want to ♥♥♥♥ your mouth while your upside down so I can feel your moustache tickle my fat plump scampie testies, all while listening to "The Greatest Hits Of Marti Pellow" on vinyl. Respect and love to you, and at the end of the day, this is Our House, In The Middle Of The Street On Vinyl. Leave me and I'll kill you and me in a murder suicide pact. XOXO Young Parisian, Johnny H Rebar, Benjamino Falkes, Terry Bristow. Now and Forever.
benjamin 9 Jun, 2016 @ 8:31am 
lifestyle on camera, 100000$ chandelier, they tried to turn u in to an animal, but yung johny thinks ur radical
benjamin 29 Apr, 2016 @ 5:20am 
damn ur lips very soft
benjamin 26 Apr, 2016 @ 9:32am 
now once a long time ago, a ♥♥♥♥♥ like bryan had to strong arm a hoe thanks
benjamin 19 Apr, 2016 @ 6:04am 
now let me tell u what, this man can rock a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pair of sandals! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice job chief
benjamin 10 Apr, 2016 @ 6:38am 
It's your boy Max B 🌊🌊🌊 😎, what's going on? 😚🤗😉 Just checking ✔✔ in on you 😁 Appreciate the love and support ❤❤ The wave 🌊 is here 💪🏻 You a wavey 🌊 dude 😂 👌🏽👌🏽anyway, so you already know 💯💯💯 Ain't no ❌ 🚫❌ problem, man, the game 🎤... You 🐻 already know how this game thing goes🤑👊🏽👍🏽 ⬆ Do your wave ♥♥♥♥♥👍🏽👌🏽💪🏽 🌊 You got the official wave ©🌊© man Just, just doing you... 😆 Doing you 🙃, doing your wave 🌊🌊 And keep it loopy 🔄, I know you're going to keep it loopy🔁 man ✌🏻 Shoutout, 📣 just shout you out 📢 Hollering at you man, it's all love ❤❤❤ I appreciate the... the energy 👻👻🌟 And we here 😈😈😈👯, hit the town 🏪, we do something big 😱😱😱😮 We gonna make a big tsunami 🌊🌊
benjamin 28 Mar, 2016 @ 5:38am 
bro ordered us both ♥♥♥♥ rings and if we play it right we could syncronize the vibrations to be at the same time - mos def
benjamin 15 Mar, 2016 @ 7:31am 
you are now watching my dome, my incredibly large dome, i've definitely got a big dome
benjamin 14 Mar, 2016 @ 5:57am 
breezy whats good hit me up when u get this use a disposable phone tho hiding in honduras kanye west lawyers got me
Lysergic 27 Feb, 2016 @ 10:25am 
+rep dank ass memes
benjamin 21 Feb, 2016 @ 4:55am 
new watch alert
benjamin 18 Feb, 2016 @ 11:02am 
in a french ass restaurant, hurry up with his damn croissants!!!!!
Bossman 15 Feb, 2016 @ 4:49pm 
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