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Counter-Strike: The Ultimate Wallet and Sanity Eraser 10/10 Would Ruin My Life Again

Counter-Strike isn’t just a game, it’s a financial and emotional black hole disguised as "entertainment." It took my money, my sleep, and my ability to trust another human being, yet I keep coming back like a degenerate gambler chasing a jackpot.

I told myself I’d just play a couple of matches. Now it’s 4 AM, I’ve spent half my rent money on cases, and my teammates are yelling in 14 different languages. I have 2 kills and 17 deaths, but it's definitely my team's fault.

Every match is a test of patience. One round I feel like a god, hitting headshots like s1mple. The next, I whiff a full mag at point-blank range and reconsider my life choices. And don’t even get me started on matchmaking sometimes I wonder if my enemies are esports pros while my teammates just installed the game five minutes ago.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just be prepared to lose your sanity, your social life, and any hope of ever getting a knife. 10/10, see you in queue.
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𝑴𝒂𝒊 𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍
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𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏. 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆.” – 𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒕𝒂 𝑨𝒛𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒘𝒂
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:P 9 Mar @ 3:23am 
so ez
Fordrethris 1 Mar @ 10:09am 
+rep Fantastic guy!
drake 1 Mar @ 8:32am 
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drake 8 Feb @ 5:23am 
you are the reason why my name is PEN, you baptised me
drake 8 Feb @ 5:22am 
My glorious king, how much i admire you i still remmeber to this day the one time you kissed my nan right before she died and you said "its all ogre now" <3
MoonwalkingToast. 14 Jan @ 12:06pm 
add me pls