me too

I'm dying

I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

did you know if you switch your glock to burst fire mode, its like a mini shotgun?

Hey, Dolphin Dave here. Im a Dolphin! I love eating fish in the ocean , napping with my belly up towards the sun, and watching my family members get systematically murdered by machete wielding Japanese people.

I've got a Dolphin wife and two little Dolphin babies and we spend all day hanging out, playing in the waves, and receiving lethal doses of radiation because Japanese people keep dumping nuclear waste on top of us.

We don't let tragedy get us down though, because if you could describe life as a Dolphin in one word it would be FREEDOM! Unless of course you're like my cousin Dolphin Jim who got snagged in a fishing net and then beaten to death so his bones can be turned into pills that makes the guy who invented the Playstation's ♥♥♥♥ hard.

But hey it could be worse at least we're not getting shot by cops for being black Dolphin Dave over and out

Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I’m sayin don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn’t eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended. Alright ♥♥♥♥ all you guys i’m out.