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mika 22 Jul, 2020 @ 8:12am 
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mika 10 Jul, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
little kitten plays dbd with me , pretty cool :))))))))
Leontoo 1 May, 2020 @ 10:49pm 
Simp Spotted. Take him down boys
tism 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:49am 
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Twerlit 29 Oct, 2018 @ 7:08pm 
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mallow 31 Aug, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
i hate you
tism 23 Oct, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
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Twerlit 10 Oct, 2016 @ 5:29pm 
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Sunny 27 Feb, 2016 @ 12:58am 
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Leontoo 2 Jul, 2015 @ 7:34pm 
hodor
tism 22 Feb, 2015 @ 5:58pm 
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Twerlit 5 Jan, 2015 @ 10:59am 
what a slut
Peaches 30 Oct, 2014 @ 3:22pm 
Niko! I thought I told you to get in the corner! Face down, ass up!
Ravi 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:40pm 
Let me suck a fart out of your ass like a bong
Dee 29 Nov, 2013 @ 7:45pm 
don't die of aids
Leon 4 Feb, 2013 @ 1:30pm 
+rep in all games ive ever traded with him good trader
Golden 16 Dec, 2012 @ 10:38am 
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Twerlit 30 Jul, 2012 @ 8:57pm 
nikolai
Wesker's Boy Toy 30 Jul, 2012 @ 3:20pm 
SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
Cornerstone 29 Jul, 2012 @ 8:50am 
Any game that nik is playing is automaticly 150% better. This man is hilarious, and i love him whether or not he does.
Leon 28 Jul, 2012 @ 10:54pm 
HERP DERP PERP
XWILDX 20 Jun, 2012 @ 4:53pm 
*brohoof* and i do have 7 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nikolai thank you for that nice complment

puRe 11 Jun, 2012 @ 1:26pm 
HES A 1# BRO *brofist*
76561198059144158 27 Apr, 2012 @ 3:33pm 
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