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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:43am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:40pm



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.