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194.5 hrs on record (97.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Before i found this game I was a nobody. I was a 28 year old high school drop-out living in his mothers garage with not a dime to my name. During this time in my life I had not yet felt the warmth of a real woman. I spent most of my nights dreaming of my hot goth blue haired co-worker from Fred-Meyers. Her features were something I constantly thought about, especially her breasts..
After a friend bought this game for me as a gift my life completely changed. I have since quit my job and now have my own online security company. I also now have woman swarming me constantly, asking if I would like to receive fellatio. I usually deny a request like this, unless it is from a goth girl with blue hair. I now have over 10 million dollars in multiple bank accounts. My penis has increased in size by about 9in making it roughly 11in now. It really improved every aspect of my life, I don't know how the devs did it.
Posted 31 July, 2020.
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