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Hello Closca, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefore we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor.

Bro, please forgive me, I don’t have anything personal against you, I’m just regularly beaten at school and my breakfast is taken away, so I have the need to assert myself by writing a stupid comment addressed to you on your Steam page, I hope you’ll be hurt enough to I could feel good about it. Commentary compiled using Google Translate

I usually dont leave comments because its just a waist of time. but I just cant ignore this individual. I am absolutely shocked how insanely potatoe headed and brain damaged you are. It was so pathetic to even look at your side. never In my life in 15k hours of dota2 experience I never seen anyone this bad. He is an absolute clueless animal so don't be shy to report and just go afk if you ever get to see this comment before he feeds 10 times on mid :D most pathetic player of all time. Literally top1 from the bottom player. The last place of dota 2 ladder

Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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