Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"
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No discipline is ever requisite to force attendance upon lectures which are
really worth the attending.
-- Adam Smith, "The Wealth of Nations"
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Politician: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of
organized society is reared. When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of
his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman,
he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Am I elected yet?
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Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
-- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever",
stardate unknown
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Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
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I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!
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ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ, ɪ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴍʏ ɢᴀʀʟɪᴄ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴅᴜᴍʙ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴜɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀ 'ʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ!

ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴ', ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴ' ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ᴄʜᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ?

ᴏʜ ᴏʜ ᴏʜ ꜱᴇxʏ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ꜱᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ

+rep fair trade

Hey, I'm interested in buying the Katowice for cash

prices in arcanas?