Put a finger down APB Reloaded edition if you’ve ever:
been raped

Put a finger down APB Reloaded edition if you’ve ever:

* Spent an entire match chasing down a suspect only to realize you were hunting the wrong person.
* Been arrested for something you didn’t even do, but you were too busy laughing at your teammates.
* Gotten distracted by a random street fight and completely forgot about your objective.
* Tried to jump into a car while it was already moving and ended up stuck on the roof.

Put a finger down APB Reloaded edition if you’ve ever:

* Rage-quit after getting killed by a silver threat in the first 30 seconds of the mission.
* Hit a civilian while driving and immediately blamed the server for it.
* Spent more time running away from the cops than actually doing your mission.
* Accidentally blew yourself up with your own car bomb.
* Tried to be stealthy, but ended up shooting your gun because you hit the wrong button.

Put a finger down APB Reloaded edition if you’ve ever:

* Gotten stuck in a mission because you accidentally friendly-fired your teammate.
* Tried to dodge an enemy car and ended up driving straight into a wall.
* Spent 10 minutes trying to find a car and still ended up with a bicycle.
* Tried to park in the safest spot, only for a random enemy to blow you up.
* Got clapped by a gold threat while you were still trying to figure out how to aim properly.

I’m done dealing with your toxic behavior. Your negativity is exhausting, and frankly, I have better things to do than entertain your nonsense. Do us both a favor and log off permanently.

monk mode ACTIVATED