Dammit cant a guy masturbate in this house?!?!
There should be an unspoken etiquite that involves pretending I dont exist after 8PM on weeknights.

Thats when im jacking off and I need peace and quiet! Do not call my name through the door or worse.. try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE TIME ME under the same roof!!

I do not like being interrupted with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand! Its almost like youre ♥♥♥♥ blocking me from getting virtually laid! 😡

Purple Team Represent!