Ladies and gentlemen, my favorite sex position is the “Turkish Taxpayer.” It’s basically doggy style but it requires the receiving party to bite the pillow while the penetrating party goes in dry. Also, inflation will increase the pain and suffering. Any questions?

I WISH CLOWN GIRLS WERE A REAL HUMAN RACE, THEIR WHOLE SKIN IS WHITE, THEIR CLOWN NOSES ARE NATURAL, THEIR NIPPLES AND VAGINAL LIPS (ALSO KNOWN AS CLUSSY) HAVE ALTERNATING AND SATURATED COLORS... THEIR SKIN PROBABLY TASTES FUNNY, IMAGINE THE TASTE OF THEIR BREAST MILK! SQUEEZING THEIR TITS OR ASS MAKES A CLOWN HORN SOUND, YOU SQUEEZE YOUR WIFE'S FAT WHITE BUTT IN PUBLIC AND A LOUD CLOWN HORN SOUND ERUPTS FROM HER BEHIND.

Hey, what ever happened to Italian porn? In the late 90s to early 2000s, it featured the most beautiful women with these slender bodies and perfect natural tits. The sex was sensual and hot. I believe porn as entertainment peaked here. From 2005-2018 it transformed with the internet. It was taken over by Americans that introduced a toxic, abusive, exploitative work envinronment. Fake tits, tattoos, drugs and mentall illness. Sensuality was replaced with roughness and fake lust. Somewhere along the line, beautiful Eastern Europeans also got in the game, but they continued the American culture of fake tits, tattoos and roughness. What happened?!

Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥.

I fantasize every night about Briar kidnapping me and using me as her doormat to clean her dirty little toes every day. Just imagining being forced to lick them clean gets me excited. What do you fantasize about?

Jett from valorant is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy I can't begin to explain how tasty her ass would be. I mean all that jumping and movement would be one hell of a workout that would just substantialy colossalise her South Korean butt. I don't know man, just listening to the noises she makes when she updrafts can make me get off at least 14 times just from one voiceline. Whenever she pulls out her knives I can just imagine her on top of me, like the submissive male I am with her just cutting me open. ♥♥♥♥, just the thought of her licking my blood and eating my organs just gives me the chills and makes me so horny. Please somebody make Jett in real life.