Hello Shelly..........
I just now got your message I am thinking there is some delay in the enternet pipes because of the holidays?..... i am just eating a big juicy pear from tom's tree and thinking of you on this deligtful day of our lord and savior January 1st 2025 of the new year..... god bless us everyone!?... how lovely it was to get a message from you today... i forgot now what it said but i am just sure it was lovely......... os lovely.... anyways i hope they medicated you for your condition!!! i hear it was bad!!!! we pray for you every sunday........ right after the little boy who was stolen by a hawk.... waiting for his safe return!!! god does provide...!! ....

i love ur pfiol;e

Don't.

*sighs* I hope that you know there is a right and wrong here. Moral of the story is that I find it very cute you *THINK* you like anime. I just wonder if you have ever appreciated it in its true, unaltered form- heh- I would be willing to show you... If you'd let me be your sensei ... Of course if your REJECT my advances I would know you are a fake fan and report your accounts for spam and harassment.

Greetings,
I was browsing through steam profiles of suspected (females) and saw that you like Naruto Uzumaki (うずまきナルト) from the Hidden Leaf Village. I was wondering which one of your (male) family members introduced you to this gem of an anime? Surely your brother or grandfather.. I just *know* -heh- that a female would *not* have such impeccable taste... Although I am sure you were not introduced to the proper methods... You see the only way you can truly appreciate the delicacy of anime is to partake in the SUBBED version as it maintains the essence and true spirit... DUBBED anime is for the white bakas who are trying to take over such a pure entertainment space...

Thank you for contacting my manager, Ms. Smelly Bong. She just let me know she is currently and I quote "doublin down on some dogs" rn and felt it was unprofessional to email you in SUCH an important matter. We would love to schedule a time to meet with you via LG Smart Fridge, does it possibly have Zoom? Oh what am I saying, OF COURSE IT DOES!! Does 6:90PaM work for you?

Regards,
Beauregard