looking for an egirlfriend to play the game w. we will start as friends but eventually you WILL develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at the game and you will start to praise me. i'll meow for you whenever you want me to. and then after a long while (we are madly in love at this point) you will be so obsessed with me that you will cut off everyone in your life for me and i will be all you have and you will only talk to me. PLEASE PLEASE ADD IF INTERESTED

A guy on Grindr told me that his fantasy is to slice off my foreskin with a hunting knife and then force feed it to me. I’m not into this sexually, so how do I let him down gently? I don’t want him to be angry at my rejection to the point that he tries to obtain my foreskin without consent.

Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded👏👏👏🤗

You're such an idiot, it's just hard to even imagine. If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; if you give a man a rat, you satisfy his rat desire. If a rat plays monopoly with another rat (and rats do that by the way, like lobsters), the little rat will always lose. That just shows you whose side God is really on. Then, the losing rat will yell at the big rat (because he's the big rat) which inevitably results in mass genocide - which is what a rabbit would do.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play lethal company sometime its a really cool horror game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on telegram we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx :heartp:

-rep didn't put me on the G list