12 Days of Rizzmas

12: Twelve inches busting
11: Eleven gooners gooning
10: Ten booms-a-bringin
9: Nine sigmas mogging
8: Eight gyatts-a-clappin
7: Seven moldy lunchlys
6: Six skibidi slicers
5: Five gas station blumpkins
4: Four flickergoons
3: Three Fortnite carts
2: Two munt buddies
1: A hawk tuah spit on that thing

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Koco is the cutest, sweetest, most caring gentleman you will ever meet. He would do anything for anyone he's just that kind. He gave me free sloppy at 7/11 once, best day of my life. Anyone who meets this man should feel blessed by his presence.

When I first met this handsome boy, I just thought he was some Ariana Grande loving ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I was way wrong. He just so happens to be the most kind and loving person you will ever meet, once you get past how *cough* toxic *cough* he can be. Not only is he probably the one I will consider to be my best friend, but my boyfriend if i was gay. I would go to him for anything and he's always by my side. This is one kickass dude that you definitely should have in your life.

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A boy should never see his father wearing a bicycle helmet

You have a virus

Hi I have a Windows and/or Mac related question for you. Call me back, thanks.

Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and cant move. So its not the windows that make the car go, its something else entirely.

Erm where Is the Gabagoop my G Word?

Last night, I ate an entire pizza by myself.

Not because I was hungry. Not because I deserved it. But because it was there—and sometimes, leadership is exactly like that.

Here’s what I learned:

Each slice was different. Some had more cheese. Some had a little too much crust. But I appreciated every one of them. Just like a good leader values every team member, even if they bring different strengths (or toppings) to the table.

The first slice was easy. The last one? A challenge. But I pushed through. Leadership isn’t about doing the easy stuff—it’s about finishing strong, even when you’re full of doubt (and pepperoni).

I also paused halfway through to reflect: Am I making the right choices? Leaders do this too. They pause. They reassess. And sometimes, they grab extra napkins.

So yes, I ate a pizza last night.
And in those cheesy, saucy moments—I became a better leader.

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hey gamers

metal gear nerds

They work for me. They know better to go after you. Besides, I'm Armstrong's vp.

They're actually turning around and going after a mad man... Hes more wanted on their list.

If your reading this, Armstrong and Vergil is coming towards your residents, so you better hide..

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On February 9th 2003, The Krusty Krab bomber, Fred Legh got peoples attention by singing and dancing he then detonated explosives he had on his body and 27 innocents died including one of the employees, Squidward Tentacles. When the FBI took over the investigation, Fred's home mysteriously burnt down along with evidence and to this day, we still don't know the bomber's motive for doing this. His brother Ned Legh said this was extremely fishy and a day later, he was found dead in his apartment with two .44 magnum bullets in his head. His death was ruled as a suicide.

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Thank you

Hey dude, you're awesome <3

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