BITING YOU A LOT

haorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hi naomi i saw you write revoo on bolders gate 3 but i think it's a bit unfare. you see, the game is part of a siris of roll playing video games called bolder's gate, the thirst one actually came out in 1998 and was really big for the CRPG genre. the series is really good and i think you should play the other games before counting out this really good games.

hey i spoiled BG3 for you, check your DMs

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hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine!

Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...

A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here 😃

hey naomi no time no hear. I've heard you're really into books so I have a recommendation for you. It's called 'Before We Go Live: Navigating the abusive world of online entertainment' by Stephen Flavall. I think you'll really enjoy this book.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

listen
if you have a gf when ur young
that u date for two years
and you get married later in life
nobody says you're faking your love for your wife cuz of the girl u dated for two years when you were young
But slay the spire??? Everyone says "actually you're an aoe4 fan!"

listen
if you have a gf when ur young
that u date for two years
and you get married later in life
nobody says you're faking your love for your wife cuz of the girl u dated for two years when you were young
But aoe4??? Everyone says "actually you're a sc2 fan!"

For hating AoE4 this much you truly spent a lot of time in it... lol xD

play a good game

Toss a coin to your witcher!

THE GOAT!!!!

A stove is a stove
No matter where you go
A patty is a patty
That's what I say
A grill is a grill
This is surely so
And fries should be fries
Either way
But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay
This kitchen's not the same without you
It's just a greasy stove without you

wtf

dammit

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remember to milk your oats

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Naomi, will you marry me?
Don't get me wrong, it would be in name only. After we're married, you'll still be free. You can date anyone you want. I mean, you can sleep with anyone you like. I don't mean to be rude but, I'm not physically attracted to you. I'm sorry. What I mean is, I'm not attracted to any woman. All my relationships are with men.

I won't touch you. We'll go to a hospital, have artificial insemination. And, Naomi, I would take the best care of you. Anything you want, everything you need - furs, diamonds, any luxury, for the rest of your life...

Naomi, will you marry me?
Don't get me wrong, it would be in name only. After we're married, you'll still be free. You can date anyone you want. I mean, you can sleep with anyone you like. I don't mean to be rude but, I'm not physically attracted to you. I'm sorry. What I mean is, I'm not attracted to any woman. All my relationships are with men.

I won't touch you. We'll go to a hospital, have artificial insemination. And, Naomi, I would take the best care of you. Anything you want, everything you need - furs, diamonds, any luxury, for the rest of your life...

My name's Jared 'PiG' Krensel, I'm a Professional Starcraft II player, commentator, coach and streamer from Sydney, Australia.

In recent months I've decided to stream on Twitch Full-time and am having a lot of fun improving the quality of the stream and finding new ways to have fun and entertain my audience. Sometimes I travel to commentate or compete in Starcraft Tournaments but I always try to stream as soon as I get home.

Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once, that's the motto YOLO

Tunechi

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yote

yeet

gay

im 52 been married for 27 years and been wanting to ♥♥♥♥ my mother in law when i met my wife she was 36 and she was fine, since the first day i knew she liked me to, she used to bend down when i was alone with her waiting for my wife at her house and show me her big ass, she’s now living with me for a while and every day i ♥♥♥♥ my wife, i wish i could ♥♥♥♥ them both she’s 94 but she has a nice body, my wife suspects me and my mother and law have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it never got to that point

watch me whip.
nae nae.

U ever just stick a cigarette up ur ass and smoke it

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yeah so

This is the story of the day that there was all this blood. A man was walking around and blood started coming out of him everywhere! There was so much blood that it just filled up an elevator. He went to the store and there was just all blood all over the place. People were slipping in it and they were grossed out. He tried swimming and all of the sharks went nuts an bit everybody. He got chased by all the vampires ever. One time, the blood got a kid, and a dog! At the end of the day everyone decided they would send him to space so that he would stop getting blood everywhere. The scariest part is that this man WAS YOU (well he was a lady if you were a lady) and you forgot that this happened.

i say this to all of my new friends
1.if ur on my team no team killing
2.no spawn killing me
4.be nice to me
5.dont be mean to my friends
6.if u need advice tell me
7.i will always be on
8.DONT EVEN TRY TO HACK MY ACCOUNT!!!!
9.if u find a person called werts15 call him a hacker
10.ur a awesome friend even though i just met u

check outside lol

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

Naomi more like rude!

thx u too ;)