Recent reviews by Rodelerobediah

Predatory cash-shop in a full price game.

Doesn't respect your time.

Pointless RNG.

Not finished.

I'm not having many performance issues and the game is good.

Suck it nerds!

fine game, it's really disheartening to see so many negative reviews. I'm really excited for the eventual equivalent for mortal empires.

At the time of writing, three continents were unlocked. All of the continents had a queue for players who don't pay for the member subscription. The shortest queue said it'll take about 5 minutes to connect, but took about 15 minutes to connect.

More people should be complaining about this. This is unacceptable. At any point, there should be at least one continent that doesn't have a queue.

There's some more personal reasons why I don't personally like the game, but the queue should be universally recognized as bad. Folks shouldn't have to wait 15 minutes to play a game, they can load a different game and shoot people in less time than it takes to move through the queue.

I understand that there's server capacity reasons for this, but, uh, waiting 15 minutes sucks. It just really sucks. If you'd ask the 20 people standing around the globe console in the VR training area, they'd say the queue sucks too. More people should be saying this sucks.

Best voice actor in the world. I genuinely want to shake the hand of the voice actor behind Mark. He seems like such a genuinely great and cool person. I love him.

Little Crusaders is really fun. Then you can gamble away your winnings and try to drown yourself under the pier after you lose everything. Then you can play minigolf.

There's no bazooka in this game but at least there's roast beef sandwiches

I feel like this game was made for me. It calls out to me.