One of my best RL friends ever. He is a GOAT and is going to do great things. - Niko

This man is the definition of the one that got away. We dated for 3 years and I loved every minute of it. We would play rocket league together and I would always demo for him. One day he just stopped and broke up saying he was "washed". It was truly devastating and I hope one day he can be good again so his cat can give me head

This man is the definition of the one that got away. We dated for 3 years and I loved every minute of it. We would play rocket league together and I would always demo for him. One day he just stopped and broke up saying he was "washed". It was truly devastating and I hope one day he can be good again so his cat can give me head

This man is the definition of the one that got away. We dated for 3 years and I loved every minute of it. We would play rocket league together and I would always demo for him. One day he just stopped and broke up saying he was "washed". It was truly devastating and I hope one day he can be good again so his cat can give me head

Signed by Pulch, CRL admin and coach extraordinaire

Dude's like 5'10 jeez

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter strik” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.

imagine being that useless of a 1700

Signed by wonda <3

Hi Yae Kae,

Love you <3

-signed by Gallub

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand JK. His playstyle is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern Rocket League most of his touches will go over a typical fan’s head. There's also JK’s versatile box to box outlook, which is deftly woven into his dribble plays - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jacob's play, for instance. The non-plastic fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays. As a consequence people who dislike JK truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fluidity in JK's existential move "dribble and flick" which itself is a cryptic reference to SARPBC. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as JK’s genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them.