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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:57pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:10am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:38pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:39pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:29am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:14pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:15pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:32pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:39pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:32pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:01pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:52am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:19am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:49pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:39pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:22am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:56pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:57am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:04pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:59pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:50pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:50pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:59pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:22pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:11pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:28pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:59pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:39pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:57am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:31pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:54pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:19pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:59pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:38am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:03pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:11pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:29pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:23pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:55pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:46pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:19am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:10am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:15pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:38pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:39pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:38am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:41am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:03pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:10am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:52am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:41pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:30pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:19pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:18am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:58am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:20pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:34pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:54pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:29pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:23pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:05pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:22am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:40pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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