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You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash).

By looking at your profile I got
Acne
ADD
ADHD
AIDs
Allergies
Alzheimer's
Altitude sickness
ALS
Anxiety♥♥♥♥♥worms
Asthma
Autism
Birth Defects
Bipolar disorder
Blood clot
Bone marrow disease
Brain Cancer
Breast cancer
Broken bones
Cancer
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Cardiac arrest
Chicken pox
Colon cancer
COPD
Common cold
Diarrhea
Down syndrome
Dyslexia
E. coli
Ear infection
Ebola
Epilepsy
Flu
Gonorrhea
Gum disease
H1N1
Hay fever
Heart attack
Heart disease
Heart failure
Heartburn
Hemophilia
Hepatitis C
Herpes
Hiccups
HIV
High Blood Pressure
Hypothermia
Joint pain
Kidney failure
Lead poisoning
Lice
Loa Loa
Lung cancer
Lyme disease
Malaria
Measles
Migraine
Nausea
OCD
Osteoporosis
Pharyngitis
Polio
Prostate cancer
Psoriasis
PTSD
Rabies
Severed nerve
Schizophrenia
Shingles
Sickle cell
Skin cancer
Smallpox
STDs
Stroke
Tape worms
Terminal cancer
Testicular cancer
Throat cancer
Tuberculosis
Tumors
Ulcers
Urinary tract infection
West Nile virus
Yellow fever

*Ring Ring* My phone goes off.
It's your mother, she's calling me again.
She misses me.
I only spent one night with her, but she can't forget me.
I slayed her ♥♥♥♥♥, she wasn't ready.
She wants more, but I tell her no.
She wants me back.
I tell her... she has to leave you.
You pack your bags.
I walk past you as you're leaving your house.
You give me a glare.
I'm next to your mother grabbing that sweet ass of hers as you drive off.
You're crying as you know that I'm making sweet love to your mother.
You're alone.
Forever alone.
All because of me...

Signed by Pol0 :D

signed by austin :D