If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical.
- Shepard

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... well whichever it was it began to smell...Ahah! must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate???
- Sheogorath

"THEY HAVE A KROGAN, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A KROGAN?"
- random CAT6 merc