Πρόσφατες κριτικές από τον Kashadoo

Tired of stroking your wee-wee on dismal Japanese visual novels, full of scat, semen, and footjobs?
You obviously want something a real auteur has written about fish abominations fifty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years ago. So, get on your knees and suck EVERY LAST droplet of ink NOW!
Oh, what the hell is wrong with me... It's all the Old Ones, I swear!

It wasn't a good idea to show the threat in detail mid-through, especially if your game takes less than an hour to finish.
Also, it's an awful idea to follow a screaming, rotting, zombie-like monster into a ventilation shaft. Yeah, why not?! What's the worst thing that could happen?

I liked the way developers handled the finale, subverting my expectations a little. It almost feels like they've put some thought and heart into their game! Respect and brofist!

This game is the real PUNK. This is the arc of all arcs - from euthanizing pigs to fighting against the gangster world of eccentric schizoids. And the stylistic choices are m-a-d.

I put the pilot episode of this game on par with the pilot of Twin Peaks.

I downloaded and played it completely by accident. It felt like accidentally paying for a homosexual pornography in an expensive hotel not in a sense that it cost me, but it a sense that everyone will know I watched it. Now, everyone knows that I played a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BR game. This information is going to remain public for the rest of my life... Shame.

I actually finished this game on the 5th attempt. It's a unique, one of a kind, an absolutely fantastic experience. If you can, stay away from "The Void" and play it "Тургор" instead. Very hard to play, to master, and not to ejaculate but it is all worth it in the end.

Thanks for your meta post-modern.

Guy's a little crazy.

At least no one had to clean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in that park. That would totally break an immersion. What am I even saying...

I'm tripping on this game, man. What a trip.