Hey there, it's me the concerned dad again. I was gonna say something about the post earlier but I got interrupted when my bisexual son got his ♥♥♥♥ stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose. That wouldn't have bothered me so much except that he printed a picture of Ryan Gosling's face and affixed it to the hose. I laughed at him honestly. I hadn't seen something that stupid and yet ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up since the official explanation of 9/11. Let's be honest, we all know it was Bush.

Where was I? Oh yeah my son and I are at the emergency room now and the doctor's gave him a muscle relaxer to get him flaccid. Problem is, the television in his room is stuck on My Little Pony and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes to bust nuts for pony butts so his erection simply won't subside. I tried changing the channel but the remote isn't working and the television itself doesn't have buttons.

Long story short folks don't have children, they'll ♥♥♥♥ you up and ruin your vacuum cleaners.