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45 of 62 (73%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Extermination

Kill 50 aliens
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:46am

Annihilation

Kill 100 aliens
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Nuclear Devastation

Kill 250 aliens
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:18am

Hippy-Stomper

Foot stomp 12 aliens
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 3:18am

Judge, Jury, Executioner

Execute 20 aliens
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:40am

Freeze Well!

Kill 15 frozen aliens
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 11:25am

Road Rage

Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 3:34am

Fork the Pork

Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:40am

Dead Useful

Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 1:51pm

Tosser... in the Literal Sense

Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 1:21am

Duke Angry, Duke Smash!

Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:56am

Noms

Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:24am

On the Noggin'

Kill 30 aliens with headshots
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 1:41pm

Substance Abuser

Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:04am

Natural Disaster 3x

Kill 3 aliens at once
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:46am

Turd Burglar

Find and steal a piece of poo
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:54am

I Need a Towel

Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 1:09am

Baron von Nukem

Shoot down 20 alien fighters
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:42am

I Need a Date

Look at every page of a calendar in SP
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:02am

Sticky Bomb Like You!

Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 7:24am

Big Guns, Big Ships

Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 2:04pm

Air-Duke

Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 10:00am

Flagon of Chuckles

Drink a beer in SP
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:41am

Juiced

Take steroids in SP
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 3:04am

He's Got a Hologram!

Use a Holoduke in SP
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2019 @ 3:20am

Drawrings

Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 2:07pm

I Am All That Is Man

Discover all ego cap rewards
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 11:04am

Gunslinger

Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:40am

Piece of Cake

Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:40am

Let's Rock

Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 10:30am

Come Get Some

Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 10:30am

Special Thanks

Watch the credits all the way through
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:51am

Bucket Head

Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 7:55am

Call Waiting

Listen to all phone messages
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 10:30am

Party Animal

Drink all of the beers in the strip club
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 10:06am

Sunday, Black Sunday

Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:56am

Nobody Likes a Whiner

Knock out the talent at the talk show
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 9:25am

Lots of Whacking

Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 9:50am

Companion Barrel

Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 11:20am

One-Eyed Freak

Defeat the Cycloid
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:02am

Pit Champion

Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 1:46pm

Not Bad for a Human

Defeat the Alien Queen
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2019 @ 8:28am

A Good Dam Fight

Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2019 @ 2:56am

Octacide

Defeat the Octaking
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2019 @ 12:39am

Beating the One-Eyed Worm

Defeat the Energy Leech
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2019 @ 12:18am



Trapper

Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Full Body Tourettes

Get knocked down 10 times

Balls of Steel

Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP

Damn, I'm Good

Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty

Pescaphobe

Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level
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