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18 of 72 (25%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 4:16pm



Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Spouse

Got married!

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Founder

Started a new country.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.