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The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer"
-- Senator Claghorn
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Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.
🙂
Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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It's hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most of them are bad.
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
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Insufficient facts always invite danger.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
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He was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were.
-- Crowley listens to his favourite rock group
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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