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This guy, where do I start. Actual smooth brain monkey boi. I sincerely pray for your soul, specifically that it never interacts with mine again.

Don't worry, even though you had a lot of trouble articulating yourself in the chat due to your severe stuttering, I did catch on that you were quite underpriveleged as it were and I will not charge you anything for this kind of basic instruction. Hopefully you can understand this enough to reach out to me for some help. I realize it is a long paragraph, but if you can manage to lumber your way through it, please message me and I will help. Good luck out there little fella., and keep your chin up because life only gets harder.

Hey there. I noticed during a recent game of Dota I played with you that you really seemed to be struggling with some of the more baser concepts of the game. Normally I don't offer this kind of help to people, but you seem like a very "special" person who needs much more than just a little attention and direction to become a solid average player. I know you are interested in this and if you want help then hit me up. I will be happy to provide you with a youtube playlist of the dota tutorial videos to watch as many times as is necessary. I will even talk with you one on one about some of the core concepts if you'd like.