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Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo to the site anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King". Admittedly he had shoes on, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee...at least, I hope he is rogue. How did it happen? Well the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47 PM. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment.