Kaldrak
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I'm a game reviewer and a storyteller.
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They totally chopped my arm off!

D:

The Dishwasher, Vampire Smile is the most metal game I’ve ever played.

Hack, slash, bash, and smash your way through a horde of cyber zombies and mishmash robot creatures on the moon. Splatter gooey red cyborg blood jam all over the place as you rev your chainsaw arm or wield a giant, spike covered hammer. Fight as either Yuki, a vampire out for revenge on those who framed her for the destruction of Earth, or the Dishwasher, the iconic undead samurai from the first game of the same name.

Or grab a friend and play as both in a brother/sister duo of ultimate destruction in the co-op mode.

Open presents, rock out on guitar/violin solos, and fight ridiculous bosses. Enjoy the hand drawn cutscenes, the game’s visceral sense of style, and its signature dark humor.

Gameplay is fast and vicious. Harder difficulties will cause you pain, but I enjoyed everything so much I threw myself back into the combat repeatedly again and again.

Remember, dodging is life. Standing still is death. Your most effective attacks on your enemies are from behind.

You have been warned.

My only real complaint is that they haven’t ported the first game over to steam yet, but this game stands pretty good on its own.
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