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Experience the joy of forced dialogue in a fantastical age of magic and wizardry and stuff! A fun RPG nevertheless, it's a bit klutzy with it's control scheme, but never fear! Unintuitive spell combos will be your best friend!
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_combinations
Here, I did the work for you. Play a wizard, win all of the game.

9/10

One small step forwards with Dungeon Siege II, one GIGANTIC LEAP backwards-- Into a pit filled with ravenous bugbears, for Dungeon Siege III. How can you take a system that rewards the fluid growth of your character from repetition and decide to just strip away all the customization and talentry that was inherit with it? Whoever though that was a good idea? Fluid character growth is always better than the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiered talent system. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the stupid advertisements that flaunted it when it came out. Thank the gods I got it for five dollars.

3.5/10

I played this game with three friends of mine, they were all the friends I had.

I don't have any friends anymore.

7.5/10

So, I'm not afraid of spiders. But I'm afraid of whatever the ♥♥♥♥ that Limbo ♥♥♥♥ is. Those gigantic hairy things that look like testitcles with legs. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, those things. ♥♥♥♥ those things. I changed my mind, I'm not scared of them, they just make me angry. They're the most vile, capricious, malodorous, rancid, revolting, disgusting, perverted, useless, pathetic things I've ever seen. If I saw one in reality there would be no boots big enough that I would be able to purchase that would let let me feel as though I had dispensed enough justice upon smashing said creature with them.

9.5/10

A blasty blast of fun and flavour. This game packs more kick than a room full of ... Things that kick a lot. Possibly horses? Mules? I don't know about that sort of thing. The attitude this game exudes is like the the slobber on a Saint Bernard, unavoidable and messy. But it's charming all the same. Engross yourself in high scores you'll never beat because there's always one lucky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your friends list!

9.5/10

What I found to be a compellng experience. The soundtrack is fantastic and I reccomend anyone with five hours to spare to pick this up. There's some powerful imagery in here if you let yourself be taken by it.

9/10

Play this with friends! Pick the wizard! Summon crates ontop of them until you have no more friends left! The ultimate game for making people not want to play with you anymore.

Well. Maybe not. There's always Dota 2.

6/10

Still a great old game. Really, the epitome of writing and storytelling for the team that did it. it's name escapes me right now. Bioware? Or something. Maybe. I don't remember. Anyways.

Light side for life!
8.5/10
(Please leave comments below on how Dark side is way cooler and edgier and you're totally an awesome person for doing dork side instead.)

I probed Uranus, and all I got was a snarky comment!

10/10

It's like Quake! Except with zombies ... Oh wait. Quake did have zombies. It IS Quake! Quake! I missed you! How you been buddy? It's been awhile. We should hang out sometime. Or something. Maybe catch a movie together. Oh. That's a patriarch. What's this? A class system? Why are there four people humping the patriach with katanas? Oh they killed him. That was fun, I guess.

9/10