" Here is a timestamped video of you hacking and STILL GETTING KILLED. Thank you. I was in the mood to laugh at a pathetic loser. " - ETHANBRADBERRY (17th May 2020)
My comment: The best part is that last time I actually did anything in Dark Souls 3 was over a year ago...

" I'm not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. GET HIM! " - Leela

" Work email is just turn based combat. " - My coworker

" Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough. " - Some bloke on reddit

" Go insane, go insane, throw some glitter make it rain "

" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and your problems, I have my own. " - Me myself and I (April 2020)


" My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't keep it in " - Some random redneck (Nov. 2019)


" When in doubt, make it pink " - Steeler (Aug. 2019)


" Only dead fish go with the flow. " - Logic


Cersei Lannister: " You are not trustworthy...you murdered your own brother. "
Euron Greyjoy: " You should try it, it feels wonderful... "


" I'm fine and dandy, like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ candy " - Legit Luigi (Jan. 2019)


" If I had a dollar for every dollar I've had, I'd have twice as many dollars. " - Drunken General Relativity (circa last week)


" Your profile is missing your education. " -well ♥♥♥♥, so am I... - LinkedIn (Dec. 2017)


" No information given " - Steam (Feb. 2016)