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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:21pm

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:32pm

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:35pm

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:36pm

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:40pm

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:31pm

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:41pm

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:42pm

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:43pm

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:59pm

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:01pm

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 10:54pm

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:32pm

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:33pm

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:03pm

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:33pm

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:04pm

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:06pm

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:07pm

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:10pm

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:14pm

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:34pm

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:34pm

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:34pm

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:22pm

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:25pm

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:37pm

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:43pm

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:45pm

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:50pm

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 11:56pm

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:00am

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:02am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:03am

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:13am

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:13am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:14am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:30pm

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:38pm

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:45pm

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:48pm

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:53pm

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:56pm

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 11:57pm

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:01am

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:01am

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:05am

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:06am

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:12am

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:13am

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:16am



Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.